A modern, progresive place to live....

The mastermind behind cheap cardboard tasting pizza has come up with another hum-dinger of an idea. Create a town in Florida that will strictly adhere to Catholic doctrine, no porn, no birth control, no abortions and probably not much fun either. This article gives some more details.
I wonder if pizza man will allow women to hold office, doubtful since they apparently won't be in charge of their own bodies. I'm sure a council of clerics... I mean pharasees... I mean priests will let everyone know how to configure a largely irrelevant body of text into a political and legal system that is in accordance with both state and federal law while still keeping a giant stick planted firmly in their ass. How are these people not denounced as Un-American religious fanatics who seek to usurp the liberal democratic tradition that was the basis for the consititution of the United States?