Poker Friday

I am a Dog geek

I'm posting this for the fellow members of CanadianGoldens.com, who wanted to see a picture of Kermit's...disorder. No luck with those pics, my camera doesn't seem to like extreme closeup pics, I probably have the settings screwed up. I'll have to ask the local camera and photography expert.
Edit: I just noticed the link to Curt's site doesn't work. Get on that Sharp.

What is going on in Victoria?

I googled "Dave Popowich" and "Victoria" and these are the 2 images that popped up, what the hell is going on out there Dave?

Poker Action

quote of the day

"I think the government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout the Middle East and sending liberals to Guantanamo."

Ann Coulter Dec 21, 2005

Runner runner Mom....

One of the best qualities to have as a poker player is to be unpredictable. An unpredictable player cannot be bluffed and will confound and confuse other players who wil often avoid getting mixed up in a pot with a loose cannon. Case in point, my mom.

I picked up my new poker table on monday night and within seconds my extended family was drinking beer and talking smack around it. The table is only 3 days old and there are already epic bad beat stories to be told! I'm sitting in the big blind with ATo and check rather than raise to attempt to see a cheap flop. The only other callers are my mom (the loose cannon) and someone else, B.Sherm maybe. The flop comes jack-queen-king rainbow. A truly monster flop for me. I bet out 15 bucks (the blinds at this point are either 1-2 or 2-4) so it is a substantial raise. My reasons for doing this are actually quite varied.
1. I want to isolate whoever has the stronger hand so that I am not playing against more than 1 person, a large raise should entice some folding since the flop looks scary and it probably hit me given my table image and the huge bet I have just thrown out.
2. I have been getting outdrawn lately so if this bet takes the pot right there, so be it.
3. I overbet in case my mom has any sort of drawing hand like A-K or even if she has hit trips and the board could pair on the turn or river giving her a boat. P.Sherm likes to call bets to keep people honest.

So after I bet 15 my brother folds and my mom calls. The turn is the jack of spades. I don't like this card at all. Given that my mom called a huge bet and she could be sitting on 2 pair or trips right now or she may have made her boat. I don't have position and I know she is more likely to call a bet made by me than to make a bet of her own, I check and she checks also.

The river is a 6 of spades. This doesn't really scare me, there are 3 spades on the board but there was only one spade on the flop so I'm not thinking of anyone making a flush with all those high cards on the flop. I bet another 15, a value bet this time hoping for a call and trying to sweeten the pot. My mom calls and flips over 3-4 of spades for the flush. Wow. I'm literally shell shocked and am in full blown tilt at this point. I don't think I really did anything wrong but I still lost. There's only one thing you can say "That's poker". And as if you can get mad at your own mom for outdrawing you, and after all the table was a Christmas present so she deserved to take some of my money....

I'll post some pics of me looking cool and posing with the table later this week, I know you guys can't wait.

Merry Christmas!

Happy Holidays everyone, I hope everyone gets everything they want this year.
I've noticed there are now 3 channels showing 'the fireplace'. Channel 9 is the original fireplace channel and is probably the best, there is no music but you can clearly hear the crackling sounds and thats a bonus.
Channel 10 comes through a little clearer but there is music. This can be a pro or a con, depending on whether the music is any good. The real disaster for channel 10 is that there is a banner on the bottom of the channel that displays temp. and other information. This totally takes away from the ambience of the fireplace and reminds you that you are just watching TV and not actually releasing CO2 into the atmosphere.
Channel 13 is an interesting mix. It has music but the music isn't really all that good but the fire is really roaring, something that appears lacking in the other infernos. I can't really hear any crackling so that's a definite minus, but a clear winner is hard to point out.
I have watched these fires long enough to know that it's just a 5 min loop that they play over and over again. However my cousin Jeremy allegedly said that he saw a hand appear in one of the fires and add a log. This has not been verified and goes against what I have seen. Jer likes to watch TV when he comes home from the 'office' ie. whatever Irish pub he was at.
Alright, I just found another fireplace channel, 37. It is the new favorite to win. It has music but a really nice rack or grate, whatever it is that the logs sit on.
And I just saw a poker move some of the logs around so maybe Jer wasn't all that drunk. Anyway have a great break everyone and speaking of poker, my place on friday night.

Wil Wheaton hates Bill O'Reilly too!

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You know you're a real bastard if Wesley Crusher hates you!

The real war on Christmas
It's actually being waged by Bill O'Reilly and other right-wingers. I should know: It almost ruined my family's holiday dinner. read on... (you have to watch a 10 sec ad if you're not a Salon.com member and I'll bet Steve's beard or Dwight's new pimp ride that none of you do...

Chalk one up for the good guys...

Jury awards millions to Wal-Mart workers

Quote of the Day

This was a conversation between a member of SNCC who was taking black voters to the court house to register to vote and the county registrar circa 1962.

REGISTRAR: What do you want?
CRAWFORD: I brought this lady down to register.
REGISTRAR: (after giving the woman a card to fill out and sending her outside in the hall) Why did you bring this lady down here?
CRAWFORD: Because she wants to be a first class citizen like y'all.
REGISTRAR: Who are you to bring people down to register?
CRAWFORD: It's my job.
REGISTRAR: Suppose you get two bullets in your head right now?
CRAWFORD: I got to die anyhow.
REGISTRAR: If I don't do it, I can get somebody else to do it. (No reply)
REGISTRAR: Are you scared?
CRAWFORD: No.
REGISTRAR: Suppose somebody came in that door and shoot you in the back of the head right now. What would you do?
CRAWFORD: I couldn't do nothing. If they shoot me in the back of the head there are people coming from all over the world.
CRAWFORD: What people?
REGISTRAR: The people I work for.


I found this while listening to the audiobook "A People's History of the United States" as read by Mike McD.

Chuck Norris.....Man

Little Known Facts About Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer, Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of"beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was "more humane".

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided into two.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes. Ever.

Steve posted this on his most excellent blog. Give him a click or Chuck Norris will beat your ass.

Wal-Mart....Go Back to Russia!

I ran across this article the other day and forgot to post it. Fairly typical behavior...for a fascist regime! Then again Wal-Mart is famous for it's aversion to freedom of speech. There have been numerous artists that Wal-Mart has refused to carry, like her, who was banned from Wal-Mart because one of her songs mentioned Wal-Mart and it's sale of handguns. Crow was being "unfair and irresponsible", yeah singing is irresponsible, selling hand guns is cool. (Wal-Mart has since discontinued sale of hand-guns, hat tip Michael Moore

Wal-Mart also selects certain books to ban, Jon Stewart's America: The Book was also rejected. Robert Greenwald, creator of Wal-Mart: The High Price of Low Cost had a previous movie rejected by Wal-Mart for purely ideological reasons.

If a book or movie is leaning the other way ie. it is very supportive of evangelical Christianity or 'conservative' values then Wal-Mart has no problem buying boatloads of it. However it shocked even die hard Wal-Mart critics to find that Wal-Mart was selling "The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion" on it's website. This 'book' was supposedly written by a Russian government official during the pogrom to whip up an anti Jewish frenzy and it is roundly rejected as a fraud. It purports to be the minutes of a secret meeting of Jewish leaders who plot to take over the world.
This is the cover from a UK version, not very racist or anti-Semitic at all (insert smiley icon rolling his eyes here). The best part is Wal-marts comment regarding the book "If The Protocols are genuine (which can never be proven conclusively), it might cause some of us to keep a wary eye on world affairs." (quote found here) Uh yeah because (insert derogatory term for Jews here) might try and take over the world and stuff. Unreal. We discussedd this book in my last Poli Sci class, when I mentioned this to my prof he kind of dismissed it as a rumour. I emailed him like 5 sources when I got home, he was pretty shocked

Wal-Mart does carry the Left Behind series, a group of films and novels about the rapture, a review of which can be found here. Ever heard of anyone else carrying these books or movies? Can you say 'conservative agenda'? I've rambled on long enough, I think everyone gets my drift.




* That's 14 links, a new record!

RIP John Spencer

"This guy's walking down the street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep he can't get out. A doctor passes by and the guy shouts up, 'Hey you. Can you help me out?' The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up, 'Father, I'm down in this hole can you help me out?' The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a friend walks by, 'Hey, Joe, it's me can you help me out?' And the friend jumps in the hole. Our guy says, 'Are you stupid? Now we're both down here.' The friend says, 'Yeah, but I've been down here before and I know the way out.' "

Is Robert Ludlum trying to sell me Viagra?

I have been getting an increasing amount of spam lately that my filter is not, well, filtering. It's almost all prescription drug ie. viagra, levitra etc. I'm not sure if the word on the street is that my junk is inoperative but let me quell all those rumors by...well you'll just have to trust me. The strange part about this spam is that it all contains short text from Robert Ludlum novels, mostly The Bourne Supremacy. I find it doubtful that R.Lud is pimping the little blue miracles but why is someone bothering to add this useless text to an already useless email? Strange....

Tom Cruise....Scientologist

Is this Scientology dude (who is apparently a 3 star general, or a first class nutter) actually shorter than Tom Cruise?




I've always been interested in this 'religion'. Here's a recent LA Times article**

**Los Angeles, not Lethbridge Alberta

quote of the day

"In that moving has made Philogynist sick, sore throat-wise anyway. But now it’s done. Finito. Last night Px had to make one last trip to the burbs to get a few things (and vacuum up the 14.8 cats worth of fur that El Cid had shed and which had accumulated under the couch and under the bed and behind the computer desk and pretty much everywhere) and when he was finished he sat down in the sad empty apartment in which he had spent four big years of his life, through good times and bad times, and thought… fuck this fucking place right in the fucking ass."

This is from this guy's blog. A pretty funny read.

Mr Harper redux

I think the damage that is done by revealing this speech is that it shows that Stephen Harper is not being honest when he campaigns. Stephen Harper and many of the old Reform gang do not hold the same values as many Canadians, especially eastern Canadians. Instead of being honest and espousing these views they hide them because they know that they will not get elected in Canada by running the GOP playbook. When Stephen Harper says that Canada is a northern European welfare state in the worst sense of the word he is disparaging what many Canadians hold dear. We look after the least among us, we believe that there is a common good that is served by not dishing out 'tough love' to people down on their luck. Does it piss me off that people take advantage of the system? That people rush to the ER because they have a runny nose? Hell Yeah it does! But these abuses are minor compared with the cost of having to deal with the results of leaving people to struggle for what they need to survive. Look at the difference between Canadian and American prison systems, ever wonder why they have so many people locked up? Land of the free?

The people from Alberta who complain about having no say in politics should stop electing people who have extreme views. If Nfld and Labrador were electing members of the "Communist Cod Fishers Party" they would be saying the same thing, why aren't Albertans voting for the CCFP? Why do they keep electing those Conservative bums?

Do the Liberals deserve a swift ass kicking? Damn straight. If the old PC party was still around they would have won a majority during the last election. Say what you will about the PC's, they were a national alternative that could elect members in every riding. Instead of leaving voters with an easy alternative the Conservatives have driven Canadians to choose between the devil they know and the ones they are not sure of. They have also driven many of the Red Tories over to the Liberal party ensuring that the sole possessor of the 'Centre' of the political spectrum is occupied by the Liberals. Ask a Canadian where they fit in the political spectrum and by far the majority will say somewhere in the middle.

Want to know how many easterners feel about the Conservatives and Stephen Harper? Ask an Albertan how he feels about the NDP and Jack Layton. Same opinion, too radical.

Good night Mr Harper...

Stephen Harper's past is coming home to roost. I'll post more about this later, I'll just link to the news article for now.

Strange spam

I've started recieving prescription drug spam again, nothing new really, but this time there are blocks of text at the bottom of the email. Does anyone recognize any of this jibberish? It almost seems like lyrics from some bad gangsta rap song. I cut and pasted the entire email.

PS Are these good prices? What is the going rate for black market V? Anyone know? Steve? Dwight? My drugs usually come with a government seal and sometimes if I'm lucky a sampler bottle of "Snake Bite Spicey Whiskey"


http://www.painisa.com

VaLeLlUM (30)$120
Ombien (30) $135
ViAGRA (30)$124
Znax (30)$170
ALlS (30)$76
ZUma (30)$166
LEvitra (30) - $86
Then what? Something you may not want to do, but you have to. ... Take the forty-seven from the colonels body and force the crowd, shoot it back into the street. Rapid fire into the ground in front of them-or above them-do whatever you have to do, even if it means wounding a few. Whatever the cost, it must be done. I have to find him, isolate him, above all, cut him off from everyone else trying to get out. Youre a goddamned maniac, broke in Benjamin, the veins pronounced in his forehead. I could kill a few-more than a few! Youre crazy! At this moment Im the most rational man youve ever met, interrupted Jason harshly, rapidly, as the panicked residents of Novgorod kept rushing by. Theres not a sane general in the Soviet army-the same army that retook Stalingrad-who wouldnt agree with me.

Poker Tournament

I'm planning a poker tourney for Friday December 30, 2005 at my house. It will probably be a 20 dollar buy in with re-buys for the first hour, although if we don't have a big turn out then we might skip the re-buys and try and play 2 games, hell maybe 3 games instead. As usual, tell one, tell all. Last time 2 guys I didn't even know chopped first place, about 360 bucks. (Thanks for the re-buys Tyson!)



*Bad beat story from last time. I wasn't at the table when it happened but Ray had Q6o and one of the 2 mystery guys had Q5o. Flop comes QQx, Ray bets, Mystery guy pushes all in, Ray calls. As of right now it's a bad beat for Mystery guy because his 5 is getting out kickered by a 6. The turn is a blank and the river is a freakin 5. Mystery guy hits the boat to send Elk Ray packin. B.Sherm was mad because he is the designated Ray-Buster. (During one tournament at Cash Brad busted Ray like 4 times in the space of 20 mins, during the re-buy period of course) On a positive note, the Scheuerman boys outlasted all 3 Sharps, although apparently I put Curt on tilt causing him to call T-Bones all in with nothing but 2 over cards (yikes!).

Call right now...

1-888-353-7667

It's not a scam, just really funny.

War on Christmas...

Anyone following this so-called War on Christmas that right wingers are dragging out again? They are convinced that it's a liberal secular plot to get people and stores to say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas. I posted a cartoon about it yesterday. Sam Seder was on CNN and was debating with some guy from some organization like "Americans Against Kicking Puppies" or "Americans for American Values" anyway this Sam Seder guy ( who is a co-host with Janeane Garofalo on "The Majority Report", a radio program on Air America) really put the whole thing in context

SEDER: Listen, as far as the war on Christmas goes, I feel like we should be waging a war on Christmas. I mean, I believe that Christmas, it's almost proven that Christmas has nuclear weapons, can be an imminent threat to this country, that they have operative ties with terrorists and I believe that we should sacrifice thousands of American lives in pursuit of this war on Christmas. And hundreds of billions of dollars of taxpayer money.

PHILLIPS: Is it a war on Christmas, a war Christians, a war on over-political correctness or just a lot of people with way too much time on their hands?

SEDER: I would say probably, if I was to be serious about it, too much time on their hands, but I'd like to get back to the operational ties between Santa Claus and al Qaeda.

PHILLIPS: I don't think that exists. Bob? Help me out here.

SEDER: We have intelligence, we have intelligence.

PHILLIPS: You have intel. Where exactly does your intel come from?

SEDER: Well, we have tortured an elf and it's actually how we got the same information from Al Libbi. It's exactly the same way the Bush administration got this info about the operational ties between al Qaeda and Saddam.

This is a standard diversionary tactic used by the right wing when they start tanking in the polls. They bring out these 'Culture War' issues and try and paint liberals as egg headed academics who want to destroy everything American. We'll be hearing about a 'War on Apple Pie' soon.

Calogero - Cop Killer

Talk about life imitating art, well kind of. For those of you who haven't seen A Bronx Tale go rent it for god's sake. The actor who played Calogero was arrested over the weekend for shooting and killing an off duty cop who heard him breaking into a house near where the officer lived. I think the cop managed to shoot this douche bag a couple of times before he finally died. It goes to show how getting a few roles in movies can totally screw up your life.

"Don't be shooting no cops you little bastard"

Bill O'Reilly

Re: Walmart Movie...

I was actually kind of disappointed in the movie that was viewed last night by hundreds (3) of WesinCalgary readers. While it was chalk full of stats that make you want to tear your hair out, it lacked the watch-ability of Super Size Me or Fahrenheit 9/11. Still a good time was had by all, except Dwight who was ejected from the premises before the movie even started, he was under the impression that it was a 'Come as your favorite totalitarian dictator' themed night, and his drunken ramblings were frightening the good people of Renfrew. I pepper sprayed him and threw him in a cab and told the cabbie to drop him at the Cecil. Rabbi Steve was late as usual so he missed the coming attractions, sucks to be him.

What I would be doing on Friday nights

...If I had not married Sadie. Thank god for my wife.

Quote of the Day

A little background, Sen Lieberman is on the right side of the democratic party, his only claim to fame is being on the Al Gore ticket that 'lost' the election in 2000. He has recently been rumored to be a possible replacement to Donald Rumsfeld as Secretary of Defense (since D.Rums has gone completely batshit crazy) If Bush is thinking of making you a member of his cabinet, you aren't much of a democrat.

Jack Murtha is a Vietnam vet who one numerous medals of honor and was a colonel in the Marine Corp. He recently said that American troops should begin withdrawing from Iraq in the next 6 months, stating that the presence of American troops is causing most of the violence and to sustain troop levels a draft may have to be initiated.


Sen. Joseph I. Lieberman, D-Conn "It is time for Democrats who distrust President Bush to acknowledge that he will be commander in chief for three more critical years and that in matters of war we undermine presidential credibility at our nation’s peril."

Rep. Jack Murtha - D "Undermining his credibility? What has he said that would give him credibility?"


As a side note, just as the Republicans are beginning to crack under the pressure, the democrats are failing to unite and to speak with one voice. Hillary and Joe are hedging themselves so far to the right in an attempt to appeal to red staters that they are alienating their base. Ask Dubya how important your base is. It's obvious that I'm no lover of the GOP but I will say this, they have balls. The democrats have spent so many years getting their asses handed to them that they've forgotten that half the country is democrat and the other half is republican, there's no excuse for losing to someone like Dubya who couldn't debate the merits of serving Beer cold.
The Walmart movie thing is still a go, email me for details, or just show up. Whatever.

Oh My God...

Well I asked for pics and someone finally delivered. Tell me which one you prefer or send in your own.

PS Don't invite me to your wedding if there's an open bar. (Thanks Drew)

Picture 1

Picture 2


Check out the variance in head size between me and B.Ron!

For Sale...

1993 Honda Accord. Very reliable, just not that cool. But if you're looking for a cool ride you better get something newer (or a lot older) than a '93. 1993 sucked, this happened in 1993. So did this. And who can forget this. I'm serious about the car though, we bought a Subaru Outback and are getting rid of the Honda so I can become a professional Rally Car Driver (during the Poker offseason that is) Anyone who needs a vehicle (hint hint Smolack sisters) but is short on cash ( hint hint Smolack sisters) and doesn't know who to drive stick (hint hint Smolack sisters) don't worry, we'll extend credit and I will personally teach you how to drive stick. I taught Max, Tyler, Dpo and Dwight how to drive a standard and they all qualified for the World Rally Tour - De Winton to Okotoks Classic. ( I've also sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum it put them on the map. )

Movie night in Canada....

Hello all, this friday I will be hosting a screening of "Walmart: The High Cost of Low Prices" and possibly a later showing of "Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch's War on Journalism" I want to get things started around 7:30 so feel free to arrive anytime after 7:00. I was thinking of ordering some pizza so if anyone wants in on that don't eat before you come over. All are welcome regardless of political views*


*Right wingers must sit outside and watch through the window.

A post for Dana...

I was at the Kilt and Caber on friday night for Tara's birthday when I was attacked by a rabid WesinCalgary fan.
"When the FUCK are you going to update your Blog!" she screamed, grabbing a generous chunk of my ear.
"Calm down lady!" I said, "I've been busy at work this week, once I'm finished school I'll update all the time."
Grabbing my other ear she quietly stated "You'd fucking better you pinko, poker playing NDP'er or you'll know what the sharp end of a kebob knife feels like" she then twisted my ear and kicked me in the groin for good measure.

"Hey Tara, what the hell is wrong with your sister?" I asked the birthday girl. "She just beat the crap outta me!"

"She's crazy about your blog, literally crazy. She can't get enough." Tara replied while slamming down her 5th caesar in as many minutes. "I've seen her re-reading your idiotic rants over and over again, Darlene is getting concerned."

"Well now I'm a little freaked out myself, what if I can't come up with anything to write about?"

Tara lit a cigarette and calmly said, "She's killed before, she'll kill again, it's only a matter of time"

I looked towards the VLT's just in time to see Dana talking to a Hells Angels associate and pointing in my direction....


Tune in next time for more real life adventures of WesinCalgary....

Canada's greatest band.

Great aritcle...

One of those hat guys....

I just noticed that in my 'about me' picture I'm wearing a hat. It's not a baseball cap, I'm not really sure what kind of hat it is but I'm wearing it. Now let me say that it isn't my hat, if memory serves me it is Chris Abrhamowitz's hat. I was very drunk that night otherwise I wouldn't be wearing that hat. That's not a slam against Chris, he can pull it off, and as you can see I really can't. There's a lot of looks I can't pull off, my brother can wear capri pants and a tight pink shirt and somehow he makes it work. Anyway I'm looking for a new 'hatless' picture of me to use as my 'about me' picture, if any readers have any digital pics of me that they think showcases the man, the myth and the legend that is WesinCalgary please email them to me (scheuer1 at telus.net) and I'll post them. We'll have some sort of selection process and which ever one you guys pick will end up as the definitive picture of me. If no one emails me a picture then we will never speak of this again.